AI receptionist · $997 one time
Buy Mega Sarah once. No subscription to us.
For custom integrations and customer service support, we recommend buying a Mega Sarah, and we help you and your favorite AI set it up to meet your needs and systems. You pay us $997 one time. Her phone and AI companies bill you directly for what she uses: about 22 cents a minute of calls.
This line runs Mega Sarah.
Built by Mike Kern: 40 years in the trades, MA Home Improvement Contractor (HIC) #191300.
Thanks for calling Russo Plumbing, this is Sarah. What can I help you with today?
What do you charge to clear a kitchen drain? And do you work Saturdays?
A drain-clearing visit is $189, first hour included. And yes, Saturdays 8 to 2. What town are you in?
Lowell. Today if you can.
Text to Tony: kitchen drain, Lowell, wants today, told the $189 visit
Most AI receptionists are a monthly bill.
A plan fee every month, for good
You pay the company that owns her. The month you stop paying, she stops answering.
Never yours
We read seven AI receptionist companies' own pricing pages on October 31, 2026. Not one offers to sell her to you.
Fees by the call
Go past the plan and some charge by the call, up to $3.00 a call.
If you hate recurring subscriptions as much as the founder, you can just buy Mega Sarah for a one-time fee.
Call her. Ask her how she can help with your business.
Picked up by Sarah on MGK Pools' own line.
She hears the language in the first few words and switches.
What you get for $997
Your Sarah. In your name.
Russo Plumbing
Your SarahWho owns what
Vendor bills: about 22 cents a minute, paid by you, directly.
Built for customer service and your systems.
- The Sarah on our demo line. The same build that answers (978) 850-KING (5464). She knows your services, your towns, your hours and your prices, and answers from them.
- Built in your accounts. Her phone line and her voice and brain are in your name, on your card.
- Three languages. English, Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese.
- Spam doesn't wake you. Robocalls get a silent hang-up. Sales pitches get a polite no. No text for them.
- Quiet nights. After hours, a new lead comes in as a quiet note for the morning. An emergency gets an URGENT text.
- We never get your password. You create keys for us. They only do what Sarah needs, and you can shut them off any time.
- Tested before she answers. We call her from our phones first, never your customers'.
Three steps. One check.
- 1
A 15-minute call
Tell Mike your services, your towns, your prices and your hours. What do callers ask you all day?
- 2
Your accounts, our build
You open the voice and phone accounts in your name, on your card, and make keys for us. We build Sarah and test her on our phones.
- 3
She picks up
Sarah starts answering your calls. From then on, the vendors bill you for what she uses. Nothing monthly to us.
What it costs
$997 one time. Everything else, said plainly.
Mega Sarah
$997
One time. No subscription to us.
- Sarah built for your business. Services, towns, hours, prices and the questions you hear every day.
- Set up in your own accounts. In your name.
- English, Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese.
- Tested on our phones first.
After that
- Her phone and AI bills
- About 22 cents a minute of calls. The voice and phone companies bill your card directly for what she uses.
- CRM + upkeep, optional
- $49 a month. The customer system behind the review ask, the referral ask and her custom customer-service features (looking up callers and their jobs, the crew line, owner mode, two-way translated texts), plus a monthly check-up and everyday changes: hours, prices, service area, calendar, FAQs, holiday messages.
- New customizations
- Anything new beyond everyday changes is billed separately.
- Connect your software
- One connection included in the $997, then $497 per system: Jobber, Housecall Pro, ServiceTitan, HighLevel or a booking calendar. No way to connect? Mike quotes it first.
- Another business or location
- A new $997 build.
- Complex setups
- A bigger build fee, quoted by Mike before we build.
- Not in the $997
- The how-did-it-go text, the review ask and the referral ask. They need a customer system: CRM + upkeep, $49 a month, or the Crown, $247 a month.
Where to next
Straight answers.
What do I pay every month?
Nothing to us, unless you pick CRM + upkeep, $49 a month. The voice and phone companies bill your card for what Sarah uses: about 22 cents a minute of calls. Fewer calls, smaller bill. More calls, bigger bill.
Is she the Sarah I hear on (978) 850-KING (5464)?
Yes. This line runs Mega Sarah. Call her and ask what your customers ask. That's the best way to decide.
What happens if I skip CRM + upkeep?
She keeps answering, and she is still yours. She lives in your accounts, not ours. The $49 a month adds the customer system behind the review ask, the referral ask and her custom customer-service features (looking up callers and their jobs, the crew line, owner mode, two-way translated texts), and us checking on her and making the everyday changes for you.
Do you get my passwords?
No. You create keys for us inside your own accounts. They only do what Sarah needs, and you can shut them off any time.
Can she connect to my job software or my calendar?
Yes. One connection is included in the $997, then $497 per system: Jobber, Housecall Pro, ServiceTitan, HighLevel or a booking calendar. If your software has no way to connect, Mike looks at it and quotes it before we do anything.
What about my phone number?
Her phone number is in your own account, so it's yours. Want calls to the number you have now to reach her? Ask Mike on the call. No federal business tax ID (EIN)? We apply for one for you; carriers require it before she can text. How your calls reach Sarah gets set up with you and tested on our phones before she answers a single customer.
When your phone rings, there's money on the line.
Buy her once. Call her first.